Wet Kleenex?

It's 4AM and I can't sleep. Shocker. I made some coffee and figured I could enjoy a few glorious hours of ME time on the couch watching trashy TV until the kids wake. Just like I do every morning, I sit down, check my email, check my messages, check Facebook. That's when I was like... UGH. It's too … Continue reading

Stages of the Queue #queuelife

God give me strength. Please. Give me strength. Have you ever wanted something SO bad you literally feel like you could cry when you think about it. I mean, REALLY BAD. Like when you go on a no carb diet and someone is 50 feet away from you with a cracker in their purse and you can smell it. You … Continue reading

LuLaRoe Diaries: The Lola

Her name was Lola, she was a show girl.... #barrymanilowforthewin I'm just gonna go ahead and say I think this skirt is seriously underrated. I had to dig DEEP to find a Lola. I'm glad I did because It's SO cute and SO flattering. For real. What I love about this skirt is the way it fits. I … Continue reading

LuLaRoe Diaries: THE Turdma

I know you guys have lost sleep waiting on this blog post. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a giant smile on my face while writing this... It's just that this Irma, excuse me, Turdma, is EVERYTHING. Here's a little background. The first time I saw this gem, I was scrolling my Facebook news … Continue reading