Stages of LuLaRoe Addiction…

 

I’m starting to think I have an addictive personality. First it was strollers followed by diaper bags. Then came Sew Sassy pants for little miss….now the addiction is for myself, and it’s called LuLaRoe. A.K.A buttery soft goodness. I guess I could be addicted to worse things so I’ll look at it as a positive… Insert my Husband rolling his eyes RIGHT HERE.

A few months back, a local LuLaRoe Consultant asked me to try out some leggings and see what I thought. I didn’t really think much of it and said sure when she asked. Obviously the first thing I did was google LuLaRoe;  My research turned up one thing: the leggings were, well, loud. I was not used to loud and was not sure how I felt about the leggings but didn’t want to make any assumptions until I got them on my body. I couldn’t find anything on their website so I figured I would just wait for my leggings to arrive and didn’t give it another thought.

Fast forward to the day my leggings arrived. Oh. My. God. are the words that came out of my mouth. In that moment, I knew I would never put on regular pants again…ever! #5weeksandgoingstrong

Welcome to the stages of a LuLaRoe Addict…

Stage 1: What is LuLaRoe? Is it Lu-La-Row? Lu-La-Roo? Why can’t I buy it on their website? This is frustrating…. but I’m in intrigued…How the heck do I buy them!??!

Stage 2: Dude. Who is going to wear leggings with Pineapples on them? Not me.  Do these come in black?

Guess what...I bought Pineapple leggings. #eatingmywords

Guess what…I bought Pineapple leggings. #eatingmywords

Stage 3: ::Mailman arrives with leggings:: These are really soft, I wonder how they fit. Probably awful. ::puts leggings on::  Woah, woah, woah!!!! These are the most amazing leggings to ever touch my body! How are they one size!?! What kind of sorcery is this??

Stage 4: Buy all the leggings.

Stage 5: Who is Irma? Everyone keeps talking about how Irma is their BFF. I need to meet her…

Stage 6: Oh heeeey, Irma. You are two sizes too big. Probably should have listened to everyone telling me to SIZE DOWN. But you are cute…I think I need more of you, and maybe your little friend Cassie too…

Stage 7: Join 450 Shopping groups and the LuLaRoe BST pages and make your mail carrier wish he/she had a different  route…. (the moment you hit “join” is where it all goes down hill… in a really good, expensive way).

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Actual Screen Shot from my phone. I’ll just let you guys think this is all of the groups I’m in… #ineedtochargemyphonebeforethenextpopup

 

Stage 8: What’s a Unicorn? I don’t see a Unicorn on that floral dress? What are these women talking about. Let me do a little research…

Stage 9: HELP ME FIND MY UNICORN!!!!

Stage 10: Find said Unicorn and refuse to pay $150 for it.

Stage 11: Pay $150 for your Unicorn.

Stage 12 a: Learn what pattern mixing is and make it your b****.

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Yep. I am wearing floral leggings and an arrow print Irma… And no, I don’t care if you think it matches or not.

Stage 12 b: Put on your favorite Pineapple leggings and striped Irma you thought were so ridiculous 4 weeks earlier and walk into Target like you’re Bey at the Grammy’s. #whoruntheworld

Stage 13: Sign on to be a LuLaRoe Consultant so your Husband can’t distinguish what’s yours and what’s inventory. #truestory #justkiddingbabe #noimnot

 

Ok, ok, ok. All joking aside, LuLaRoe is AMAZING. It’s so much more than just clothing. The support the women give each other in the groups is off the chain!! There is no body shaming, no worry about size, no judgment because your DISO is the Turdma. We are all there because we love the way we feel in LuLaRoe. I’m in hundreds of groups on Facebook ranging from Mommy/Baby to Garage Sale groups and I can honestly say the LuLaRoe pages are filled with positivity ( Ok, like 90% of the time it’s positive…until Consultants change their group setting and everyone get PISSED) and encouragement to be yourself. I love that. Rock on ladies!! Do you.

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Happy Strolling!

P.S.

DISO = Desperately In Search Of.

Turdma = Irma that looks like it has turds on it.

That is all.

Wait! if you ever want to shop with my addicted self once I make it through the LONG list of Consultants to be, CLICK HERE! 🙂 XOXOX

Ok, that is all. For real this time.

 

LulaRoe – because you NEED to know.

So we just came back from St. Lucia which was AMAZEBALLS!!! I’m not sure everyone who saw me singing TLC Waterfalls during karaoke felt the same, but there were zero F’s given on my end. Anyways, by day 3 the only thing I could think was that I WANTED TO PUT ON MY LULAROE LEGGINGS!!! I was also thinking I shouldn’t have had so much Champagne and that I seriously missed my kids. I am officially obsessed.

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If you don’t already have a pair of these glorious leggings, you probably need to get yourself a pair (or 3) right away. like right now. They are insanely comfortable, they don’t stretch out, they aren’t see through, and best of all they are a higher rise which conceals that post-baby sexiness. You know what I’m talking about, ladies.

I’m not going to lie, I was a little hesitant at first due to the crazy prints, but now I am OBSESSED with the prints. I don’t even own a pair of the solid colors. I am the proud owner of leggings with Pineapples all over them.  Aside from the leggings, they have amazing tops, skirts and dresses. I don’t own any of those yet…keyword here being YET. 

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They even have them for kids!!!!!! AH!

Lounging around the house? Throw on your LulaRoe. Running to Target? Throw on your LulaRoe. Have a hangover from singling Waterfalls at 1:00AM and traveling for 13 hours? Throw on your LulaRoe.

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These have become the only thing I wear. I looked like one of those crazy dumpster divers 2 weeks ago digging through the laundry because I couldn’t find any of my leggings and it’s the only thing I wanted to put on. Not my finest moment, but they are THAT GOOD.

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Come on. You know you want to wear insanely bright floral leggings all day everyday.

Mama’s, treat yo-self. Get some of these leggings. You need them.

P.S. I am so obsessed I am hosting an online event with my friend. So…..if you need a reason to shop, CLICK HERE to join next weeks online extravaganza.

Happy Strolling!